I stole this from TenseTeacher.net who stole it from somewhere else. She has a great blog--go visit her.
Kwiz Me Meme
How many people live in your house?
There are 3 of us
Do you like your siblings?
YEs--the real ones--the Ex(due to death)-steps can bite my ass.
What color are your nails?
What’s your favorite place on earth?
Ever punch someone in the face?
Did you have a dream last night?
Not that I remember, but a glass of wine and a sleeping pill can do that to you
Where is your shirt from?
Are you mad at someone?
Not at the moment--but it's early, I'm sure someone will commit some sort of fuckery today to piss me off
Where’s your best friend?
Last place you bought something from?
The Wal-Marts Got my JOURNEY CD--FINALLY
Last person you were in a car with?
What bank do you use?
Bank of Noneyabusiness!
Do you like being in pictures?
YEs, as long as other people are strategically placed around my fat
Who’s your last missed call from?
Ever broken something at someone else’s house?
I don’t remember doing so, but I probably did.
Are you a good driver?
What’s on your mind right now?
Is it Friday yet?
When is your birthday?
IN 9 DAYS PEOPLE!!!!
What kind of cell phone do you have?
How old will you be in 5 years?
A year younger than I am right now--PERMENANTLY
Are you a movie buff?
Does a bear shit in the woods?
If you could move tomorrow, would you?
If it were to NOrth Carolina yes
Do you like the weather today?
It's actually beautiful here today. A cool night last night and only 80 today
Do you like the outdoors or indoors better?
Give me the indoors
How tall are you?
If you had to choose an age to remain for the rest of your life what would it be?
What’s something in your past you wish you could relive?
I don’t think there is anything I want to re-live… Life is pretty good.
What is your favorite thing to do on the weekends?
Go to NASCAR races--but not this year--Jeff is Sucking it
Favorite nearby vacation destination?
How’s the weather?
Sunny and cool
Does anything on your body hurt?
Not yet--but I'm getting old, pain could flare at any minute
What was the last television show you watched?
The Today Show-hour 1
Do you prefer orange or cherry ice-pops?
Do you like pickles?
Does your hair still smell like shampoo?
No--now it smells like hairspray
What’s plugged in in the nearest outlet?
My battery charger
What was the last thing you wrote by hand?
A check to pay for school fees and lunches for the next 2 months
What’s your favorite commercial?
The cellphone one where the parents are talking about allocating minutes and the kids are washing the car--I love the sister giving the brother a wedgie and shoving the hose down his pants
Do you pay attention to celebrity gossip?
YES--it makes me laugh
Have you sung out loud today?
Yes--Sang with my Journey CD all the way to work
Do you wish it was 4 years into the future, or 4 years back?
4 years back--I would have had hubby make other job plans
Can you touch your nose with your foot?
Yes--I'm flexible like that
Do you prefer paper towels, or napkins?
Are you currently texting anyone?
What was the last movie you watched?
The Dark Knight--LOVED IT
Whom did you last high-five?
DD--as she started 2nd grade
Describe your best friend in 3 words.
TOO FAR AWAY
Do you watch the Olympics?
Can you dance?
Yes, if enough liquor is involved
Do you keep the oil changed in your car?
yes--every 5000 miles
Have you ever been hunting?
Do you like taking pictures?
What about making scrapbooks?
I do it sporadically--mainly in the winter when it's too damn cold to do anything else
Are you a sushi lover?
What is your favorite restaurant of all time?
Ruth's Chris or Bertolinni's in the Forum at Caesar's in Vegas
Does it annoy you when people drive slow in the fast lane?
Ohmigod, yes--I want a taser for the front of my car for that reason--you lay on a little of the chrome horn and taz that bastard out of your way. (not that I am an aggressive driver or anything)
What do your parents do for a living?
My mom is an insurance biller for a Pharmacy and my dad is semi-retired, but he drives old people around for a senior center
Are there any famous people you’d like to meet?
Tom Cruise--so I can see how short he really is and then I can punch him in the throat for what he & Scientology have done to Katie and Suri
Do you get tired of hearing about celebrity divorces?
What are your plans for the weekend?
No big plans
How often do you tan?
Tan?? Um hi--I'm Whitey McWhiterson, damn glad to meet you.
Are your nails always manicured?
Could you ever go without eating meat?
Where is your favorite place to buy groceries?
When was the last time you took a bubble bath?
Back in July when hubby took DD to his parents for the week. I was a SLOTH the whole time and I loved it
Do have good sense of style?
I have a CLASSIC sense of style — I stick with what always works.
If you could have any car, what would it be?
A flying one!!
Do you like fast food?
Um yeah--it works
Have you ever flipped someone off while driving?
Do you like to receive compliments or give them?
Have you ever been to a casino?
Yes--Mama Loves The Vegas
What do you do to relax?
Read, sit in my hot-tub
Do you like kids?
I love them, as long as I can send all but my own home to someone else.
Does family mean a lot to you?
Are you going to the beach anytime soon?
What is your favorite perfume?
Sunflowers--hard to find now
What is your favorite men’s cologne?
Polo--I know, so 1988, but I still love it
What is your favorite type of dog?
If you had to move to a different country, which one would you choose?
Do you like to color in coloring books?
No--I hate the way crayons feel on paper--especially the "cheap" crayons. It's crayola or nothing
Do you think you would have been a hippie in the 60s and 70s?
Would you rather be cold or hot?
Cold — because you can always put on another layer--hot, sticky and sweaty don't work for me
Incense or candles?
What brand of cosmetics do you use the most often?
Clinique or Maybelline
What is the one commercial on TV that annoys you the most?
Any Alltel commercial with those 4 dorks and CHAD
Are you an early bird or a night owl?
Would you rather be smart or beautiful?
What is your favorite reality show?
Dancing with the Stars (cause it's the only one I watch)
So whom are you voting for in the upcoming election?
Whomever I think is the best candidate--and I have decided that yet.
What ringtone is on your phone?
Right now it's "SUmmertime" by Kenny Chesney. I will put it back to Crazy BItch after Labor Day
What would you tell a 3-year-old that asks where babies come from?
Mommies and daddies make babies.
What is your favorite type of cereal?
Are you double jointed?
What videos do you search for on YouTube?
Have you ever given money to a homeless person?
Have you ever had to go to the emergency room?
Who is your favorite comedian?
Ron White--saw him live, peed in my pants a little
Name some foods you will not eat:
Do you have any irrational fears?
Fear of spiders
Do you snoop in other people’s medicine cabinets?
No--wouldn't want you in mine, so I don't go into yours
What happens if you put the “This side up” side face down while popping microwave popcorn?
All the kernals don't pop--lesson learned by dd
How much would you pay in ransom if someone stole your pet?
The one I've got now--Not a damn thing
Have you ever eaten green eggs and ham?
Ever had surgery? On what?
Yes--Non-Cancerous Growth removed from nose, C-Section and Gall Bladder removed
Ever walked through a fast food restaurant drive thru?