Thursday, July 24, 2008

Open letter to Crack Whore

Dearest Crack Whore,

SO....I see you got your ass busted again! Run out of money to pay the "Pee-Pee" people so they SAY that your tests are clean?

Your sister (my BFF) and I had you pegged back when she was home in March. You are and always have been a crack head whore. You say--"No, no, I'm clean--I'm good" all the while you are shaking like a dog shitting razor blades. You were tweaking so bad at dinner that night at Magdalena's that I was getting exhausted just watching you bounce around.

You think we are stupid and have no clue--and that little meth faced whore who came and picked you up that night--well f-k her too--she tried to be all "cool and big"--well sweetheart, I could tear her apart without much effort.

Your life is ruled by one thing--the crack. Your parents--who are too old to be putting up with this shit--have custody of your bastard kids, you have NOTHING that a welfare check has not provided for you, you cannot drive, you cannot hold a job, you own nothing--and when you do clean up for a month or two and you spend MY tax money on stuff for the house your parents rent for you--you then have to turn around and sell it to pay for your next fix. You are pathetic! I hate what you have done and continue to do to your family. I cannot believe that you have not just been turned out by them.

How did your court appearance go the other day? Will you be sitting your ass back in jail? Will CPS finally take your kids from you all together? Your Mom and Dad have been generous enough to let you see them while they raise them--but I think that it's time for that to stop as well. You are worthless--as long as the crack has it's hold on you, I AND your sister are done with your shit.

Rot in hell bitch.

Monday, July 21, 2008


I saw this over at 2peasinmypod

A - Attached or Single: Attached
B - Best Friend(s): All my neighborhood gals!
C - Cake or Pie: Cake
D - Day of Choice: Friday
E - Essential Item: Toothbruch
F - Favorite Color(s): PINK
G - Gummy Bears or Worms: Gummy Bears
H - Hometown: T- town, but currently reside in Haskins
I - Indulgence(s): Buying new books and Pedis at Venetian Day Spa
J - January or July: July- I'm all about summer!!!
K - Kids: One and done
L - Life is incomplete without: SLEEP, Margaritas and my mouse (DD)
M - Marriage Date: 06/10/1989
N - Number of Siblings: 2 brothers and a sister
O - Oranges or Apples: Oranges
P- Phobias or Fears: Losing people I love
Q - Quote: "Screw EVERYTHING"
R- Ring size: 7.5
S - Season: Fall--warm days, cool nights
T- Tag 3 Friends: Um--I don't want them to hate me
U - Unknown fact about me: I really wanted to be a singer--I cannot carry a tune if I tried though
V - Very favorite stores: Target, Coldwater Creek
W - Worst Habit: Gossiping
X-ray or Ultrasound: Ultrasound to see your unborn baby
Y - Your Favorite Food(s): Mexian
Z - Zodiac: VIRGO--and everyone I know will attest to that~

Friday, July 18, 2008

Staycation part 2...Cedar Point

Ok--Cedar Point is known as Ohio's Roller Coast--because it sits out on Lake Erie. It's an hour in either direction from Toledo or Cleveland and if you grew up in Northern Ohio, summer was not complete with out a trip to The Point.

Kelley--I know you are going to be all sorts of jealous--but I got to ride this:

Oh yeah baby--that is the Top Thrill Dragster. You shoot up 420 feet straight into the air and then rocket back down--all before the puke even knows it's supposed to blow--120 MPH will do that for you! seriously, you pull about some serious G's during take off. It's awesome. thank God for the "Parent Pass"--I waited in line, hubby drug the munchkin around and then when I was done riding, he got to go up the exit and get right on--sweet deal!

Miki was able to ride some of the coasters as well she JUST missed the 48" cut-off.

Here is "after" the Iron Dragon

Miki then got her song on and did a little Hannah Montana Kareoke at Camp Snoopy

A good time was had by all. 11 hours at the park--and DD was a total trooper!

Smelly Animals and Bitchin Rides!!

ok--Whilst I was on my staycation from work, I took my daughter and mother to The African Wildlife Safari Park in Port Clinton, OH--it's basically a drive thru zoo--you can feed and pet the large smelly animals that come up to your car and eat the food you buy from the place. I won the tickets in a radio contect (what--you think I WORK at my job?--puhlease). I thought it would be a kick and somthing to do with a beautiful summer day.

The trip was quick and the day was perfect--but it was pretty warm. Warm air and wild animals makes for SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL. Ugh--it was pretty bad, but thank the Gods for a breeze.

This guy was BIG!!!!!!

There were crap loads of reindeer, Alpacas, BUFFALO!, Zebras, Longhorn steer and my personal favorite--the Giraffe.

Look Ma--I'm feeding a critter!!

Dude--1984 called, they want their hairdo back!

Ummmm-- Buffalo are REALLY big and stinky--I got up close and personal with this guy.

Kept this guys at a distance--what would hubby say if one of those big ass horns scratch up the Vibster?

Giraffe tongues are actually pretty gross

One very strange animal that I just had to take home with me:

And if you get lost in the park--you just had to read the signs:

OK--this post is too long.... Cedar Point will have to be separate!

Monday, July 14, 2008

Cough, cough--wipes off cobwebs........

Oh wow--it's been a while since I've been in! But STAYCATION time was precious and I didn't waste much of it online.

I'll have some pictures up of our journey to the African Wildlife Safari Park and of Cedar Point soon (sorry Kelley--don't be jealous).

Is is wrong of me to be back at work and looking at the calendar to plan my next round of time off? I'm thinking the end of August to coinside with the dreaded 40th birthday--so I can mourn and drink myself into forgeting about it.

In the mean time here is how I feel about being back to work:

Wednesday, July 2, 2008

The most PROSHEST thing

I love this little girl. Perhaps her parents are a little nuts for making her do it--but she's so darn cute!!