Wednesday, September 30, 2009

25 Things (Stolen from TLC)

25 things

[Thanks to Turtle Parade, Happy Hopefuls and The View From My FishBowl for the inspiration]

1. Who was your first prom date? A guy named Stacy. My Senior Prom and then we went and crashed his. That limo was expensive--we were getting our money's worth

2. Do you still talk to your first love? No.

3. What was your first alcoholic drink? California Coolers--ugh--the flashbacks of that stuff--blech!

4. What was your first job? I worked at Taco Bell--Yo Queiro Taco Bell STILL

5. What was your first car? '78 CUtlass Supreme Burgandy with White top--fast car!

6. Who was the first person to text you today? No one yet--waahhh

7. Who was the first person you thought of this morning? Dear Daughter and how did she want me to make her hair "crazy" for crazy hair day at school

8. Who was your first grade teacher? Sister Mary Penguin--seriously, I forgot what came after Mary--she was a nun and scary--that's all I remember

9. Where did you go on your first flight in a plane? Florida.

10. Who was your first best friend and do you still talk? Theresa was and is my main bestie!! I miss her EVERY SINGLE DAY! She lives too damn far away

11. Where was your first sleepover? Heidi Napier's house--she had a waterbed.

12. Who was the first person you talked to today? My Daughter

13. Whose wedding were you in for the first time? My Uncle Bob and Aunt Judy--4 year old flower girl--Christmas wedding, I was darling in my green velvet dress!

14. What was the first thing you did this morning? Let the dog out before he peed on the floor

15. What was the first concert you went to? Rick Springfield--Do you know he is now 60! And he's STILL freaking HAWT!

16. First tattoo? I don't do ink--I'm a puss

17. First piercing? My ears--I tricked my grandmother into signing the permission slip--my dad was PISSSSSSEEEEED

18. First foreign country you went to? Canada.

19. First movie you remember seeing? Star Wars--my dad turned me into a Sci-Fi Junkie

20. What state (province) did you first live in? Ohio

21. Who was your first room mate? My Husband if you can believe that--living with a guy at his mom's house doesn't count in my book--but I did that too before I got married--and no--that guy was NOT the husband

22. When was your first detention? High school.

23. When was your first kiss? Oh man--spin the bottle with some random neighborhood boy--I don't remember his name anymore.

24. What is one thing you would learn, given the chance? I want to learn those sexy latin dances --and I want a sexy latin to teach me--hee hee

25. Who will be the next person to post this? No clue. But if you post it on your blog, leave a comment here so I can check it out! :)

Thursday, September 17, 2009

MUST visit this website

Why am I suck a loser and cannot get links to post where you can just click on them?

It's like getting be a part of everyone's drunk dialing--only in Text form. I am sitting here laughing my ass off at some of these.

Ok--back to your regular programming!

Thursday, September 10, 2009

Where the hell have I been??

To tell the truth, there has been so much crazy going on that I cannot even find the time to breathe--forget about writing on my blog.

Work is kicking my ass--doing the work of 4 people is truely beginning to take it's toll--and Aunt Flo stopped by this week so I was on the warpath--it's a wonder I still HAVE my job. But if they fired me--who would get anything done? Kind of a win-win for me. Sucks for everyone else who had to tolerate my vicious PMDD mood swings this past week. Sorry, my bad.

I have been solving that problem nightly though with the love of my life:

Probably not the best thing for my liver--but it's the best thing for my sanity right now.

Things that have gone on in the last month...hmmmm..Oh! I turned 41 --whoopdy freaking do!! That sucked--nothing special went on, so I didn't give it much thought.

Dear Daughter started the 3rd grade--be still my heart, where is the time going????
With that comes all the back to school meetings, mixers, meet the teacher crazy. I have decided to NOT do anything with PTO this year--those cows can play in their own sandbox--I hate the herd mentality and Allah forbid you try and inject some new thoughts into anything--pffttt!

OH--The Duggars are expanding AGAIN--but I made my thoughts known on that in my ONE post for the month--haha!

DD and I made a donation to a wildlife fund and got to play in a cage with a baby tiger!!! That was a chance of a lifetime and I couldn't pass it up. That tiger is going to be almost 900lbs some day--I'll play with him now while he's about 20lbs thanks!! I have pics on my Facebook for "those in the know" to see. I'll try and put one up here too.

A friend of mine got busted on the job--all I can say is learning to keep your dick in your pants is a pretty big step in growing up. Try and remember that now that you could have possibly just lost your career.

Hubby's job is going well, he made it to the 90 day point and they gave him a shirt--so I guess he gets to stay! HAHA!

I think I want to write a book or screenplay on the crazy that goes on in my neighborhood--Marc Cherry and the Desperate Housewives have NOTHING going on compared to the insanity that is my 'hood.


I think that's all I've got!!

Peace out! Sorry I suck!

Tuesday, September 1, 2009


I have only come back from the dead to announce my SEVERE DISGUST with the Dugger family.

Hey attention whore Michelle--couldn't stand it that your kid is finally having a kid of his own and they have been getting the attention?

UGH--that's all I've got. Go back to your business, nothing to see here.