Friday, January 21, 2011

One week out...

OK--so I am just over a week out from the SmartLipo and I have to tell you, I'm pretty stinking pleased!  I still have some VERY lower ab swelling and side flank swelling around my hips--but that is where he had to do the most work.

I go on Monday for my first follow up and we'll see what he says.  I have been a VERY good girl and have worn the binder RELIGIOUSLY every single stinking day.  I HATE IT!  I tried Spanx one day earlier this week and I honestly cannot tell you what was worse--actually, I can.  The SPANX are worse.  What the hell instrument of torture are those things--do people really wear them all the time?  UGH--no thanks.  Maybe after I am done being sore and swollen, I can use them to "smooth out", but my Deity, that thing is of the DEBIL~!!!

It's not really too bad wearing the binder at night because I get to laydown and things are all nice and tight and where they are supposed to be--but sitting up and bending over and oh, MOVING is a bit crazy when you are wrapped up like a mummy from boobs to hips.  I like what I am seeing--alot, but due to the huge RACK that I have, I am either still going to look heavy or look like a porn star depending on the clothes I wear.

I have always wanted to get a boob reduction--but now I am really going to have to think long and hard about seriously pursuing it--because I cannot run around looking like Pam Anderson--it's just not a good look for a mom living in OHIO....

OK--that is your update for now...have a great weekend--keep warm...

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